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Cat drinks warmed milk like a baby. [video]

4gifs:

Cat drinks warmed milk like a baby. [video]

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pizza:

nuggerts:

Best vacation destinations you’ve never heard of

literally bye im going to number 6 right now





leavetheknockercrooked:

caiusmartiuscoriolanus:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
I’M DONE.
 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now

Ladies and Gents, I present the Pokemon Theme song, revised edition.
. I wanna zealously be the very best,
"That no one ever was" replied Oliver, "I want some more".To catch them is my real test,To train them is my cause.I will travel across the world,Searching far as well as wide.Each Pokemon to accurately fathomThe relentless determination that’s insidePokemon, (gotta catch them all) its thou and me"I know its my destiny", he growled incoherentlyPokemon, oh, you’re my best secret enemyIn a holy globe we must defendPokemon, (gotta catch them all) a scarlet ornament so trueOur courage wilt pull us through"You teach me and I’ll teach you" said she, in the same hurried passionate whisperPo-ke-mon, gotta catch ‘em all… I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.

leavetheknockercrooked:

caiusmartiuscoriolanus:

incestiel:

almostdiedthreetimes:

feasibleweasel:

autonomousartisan:

demoniccupcake:

the-guy-below-me-sucks:

doctorfeelbad:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY

Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.

aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”

I’M DONE.

 

Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth

“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”

Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.

OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”

HOW R00d

I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”

I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now

Ladies and Gents, I present the Pokemon Theme song, revised edition.

. I wanna zealously be the very best,

"That no one ever was" replied Oliver, "I want some more".
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.

I will travel across the world,
Searching far as well as wide.
Each Pokemon to accurately fathom
The relentless determination that’s inside

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) its thou and me
"I know its my destiny", he growled incoherently
Pokemon, oh, you’re my best secret enemy
In a holy globe we must defend

Pokemon, (gotta catch them all) a scarlet ornament so true
Our courage wilt pull us through
"You teach me and I’ll teach you" said she, in the same hurried passionate whisper
Po-ke-mon, gotta catch ‘em all… I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.

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bitch2007:

ok so i made a playlist  l i s t e n   h e r e 
purpur (scsi-9 remix) blackisbeautiful // skin (four tet remix) grimes//oops! slim shady did it again Rob-51 // royals vs MIA. lorde // touch the sky (Carlos Serrano Mix) kanye west vs The xx  // we lost control raucherecke // stay high hippie sabotage (tove lo flip) // YALA MIA (bro safari & valentino khan remix) // black skinhead vs tame impala kanye west // Sage the Gemini Gas Pedal  CAKED UP remix // The Circular Limit sarah goldfarb // fancy iggy azelea

bitch2007:

ok so i made a playlist  l i s t e n   h e r e 

purpur (scsi-9 remix) blackisbeautiful // skin (four tet remix) grimes//oops! slim shady did it again Rob-51 // royals vs MIA. lorde // touch the sky (Carlos Serrano Mix) kanye west vs The xx // we lost control raucherecke // stay high hippie sabotage (tove lo flip) // YALA MIA (bro safari & valentino khan remix) // black skinhead vs tame impala kanye west // Sage the Gemini Gas Pedal  CAKED UP remix // The Circular Limit sarah goldfarb // fancy iggy azelea

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castielcampbell:

like he knew it was gonna happen

castielcampbell:

like he knew it was gonna happen

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henrycavills:

this girl literally destroys all other covers of let it go and she does it sitting down

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